We all are good friends with this guy, and often find wiling away our time with him more than anyone else. I’m talking about being lazy! Many people think that there are more troubles from it than good. Well. I have a different story altogether.
I must be ashamed to say that I’m not lazy. I am.. indeed I am. And I believe I have all the right to be.
For only hard workers are lazy, uh….well… all hard workers tend to be… lazy. Or is it the other way round? Whatever…but I am not guilty of being lazy. I don’t know about you… but I enjoy every bit of it.
Here are the 23
odd great reasons why I believe I have all the right to be lazy today and not to blog.
- I am hard-working.
- I need more time to think than to execute a work, you know I’m a budding genius and geniuses spend more time in thinking about stuff than they really do.
- I skipped my vacation (last month). I need to catch up this month, so planning for it.
- Today is Sunday, woohoo! Which means no work.
- I work a 9-5 day job which is totally exhausting, and tiring! I needed a break.
- My fingers are sore blogging.
- My laptop is running out of memory.
- My mouse is not working.
- My toddler is going waw–waw! He needs attention.
- There is a high probability that my wife may send me a divorce notice.
- I have no money to hire an advocate.
- I hate advocates.
- What’s the current chart buster in music? I need to catch up on trends.
- I am over-whelmed with SEO projects.
- Need to outsource my SEO works to someone in India.
- I’m thinking of retiring at 21 err..26.
- I am hard-working.
- I should spend more time at the gym.
- I’m going to play Mr.Funny with Kevin not sticking to the schedule here are Blogging Tips.
- My doc suggested me less blogging-more sleep.
- I’ve had enough of “Making Money Online”, I’ve realized that it never works.
- I’m sick with this “Blogging superstar” title. Aww! I desperately need a break.
- I’m running out of ideas to blog.
- Yaaay…I’m done! And I can’t believe you read all that !
If I were you, I would’ve either closed the tab or already commented by now! 😡